I shall start again with an angry letter, the kind you're supposed to write but not send:
Dear people who come to movies late,
Don't ask me to move seats in the middle of the row so you and your friend can sit in the middle section. You got here late. Those extra seats are meant as a buffer between groups and for coats/purses/trash, not you.
You deserve to sit right next to the wall or in the very front. If you don't like it, get to the movie on time.
Sincerely,
Get a Watch
